WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF
I WANT TO READ IN THE SHOWER
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the korean story of the little mermaid is that she must kill the prince in order to be human, and instead in the end, she loves him too much and kills herself instead.
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I should not be allowed in a bookstore with a wallet
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one day, 30 years from now, somebody on here is going to run for president
and you’ll lose because you wrote fanfics about teenage boys having buttsex when you were 12
or win, since everyone voting read and enjoyed said fanfiction
Hahahahaha perfection.
can we all just take a second to appreciate the fact spiders can’t fly
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mynightmaresareaboutlosingyou:
How can a man like John Green write something as gut-wrenchingly heart-breaking as tfios
and then throw himself against a wall to test if he is an octopus
just
how
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