the brunette reader

sneadly:

WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF 

I WANT TO READ IN THE SHOWER 

(via likechildreninafairytale)

posted 32 seconds ago with 4,082 notes (originally from sneadly)
#oh my gosh #yes #someone needs to come up with this #now

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posted 2 minutes ago with 89,918 notes (originally from heyitssteffi)
#i don't watch glee. #but this is too funny

erickax:

the korean story of the little mermaid is that she must kill the prince in order to be human, and instead in the end, she loves him too much and kills herself instead.

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posted 9 minutes ago with 63,698 notes (originally from erickax)

gehbiahblue:

I should not be allowed in a bookstore with a wallet

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posted 10 minutes ago with 558 notes (originally from gehbiahblue)
#accurate

ohjeiarh:

cherswifts:

one day, 30 years from now,  somebody on here is going to run for president 

and you’ll lose because you wrote fanfics about teenage boys having buttsex when you were 12 

or win, since everyone voting read and enjoyed said fanfiction

Hahahahaha perfection.

posted 13 minutes ago with 1,349 notes (originally from cherswifts)

goretrait:

can we all just take a second to appreciate the fact spiders can’t fly

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posted 53 minutes ago with 14,752 notes (originally from goretrait)
#UM YES #BECAUSE #THAT WOULD BE #THE WORST

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posted 1 hour ago with 460 notes (originally from faunasworld)

"You used,” he said, and then took a sharp breath, “to call me Augustus."
— The Fault In Our Stars, John Green (via closestofcalls)

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posted 1 hour ago with 50 notes (originally from closestofcalls)
#DSNHJFSDNWG #SOBS

mynightmaresareaboutlosingyou:

How can a man like John Green write something as gut-wrenchingly heart-breaking as tfios 

and then throw himself against a wall to test if he is an octopus

just

how

(via hipsterdean)

posted 1 hour ago with 324 notes (originally from mynightmaresareaboutlosingyou)